At least there aren’t any prickles so you won’t prick yourself!” Dave wandered off to read his paper, chuckling at his own pun. Have you seen that new Novelty and Party shop in the High Street?”
Sandy thought for a moment. Shemale porn They sell jokes and outfits for fancy dress and stuff like that, don’t they? “Oh, mummy! When she met up with Kylie and told her of her marvellous house plant, naturally Kylie wanted one too. Turn it off.”
Kylie withdrew the device and allowed Sandy to recover a degree of composure. There had been carrots, bananas (which woman hasn’t used a banana to fuck herself?), cucumbers. Sandy’s eyes bulged. It is literally fucking amazing.”
Sandy was beginning to feel an insistent itch between her legs and a tingling in her tummy. Strangely, she felt an intense tingling sensation. Whatever the cause the plant worked perfectly. She could scarcely wait to try it out. It was just like a
